Grey November

Will update when I’m back.

Our 6th Prime Minister is none other but the dearest Najib Razak, suami kepada ROSMAH.

He, in the flash of a C4 explosion, came out with the brilliant 1Malaysia concept.  True to the Malaysia Boleh syndrome that every single politician-cum-$$ vampire worships, failed to explain what exactly is 1Malaysia.

Sebagai rakyat tanahair ku yang teramat sangat kalau-saya-tak patriotik-dan-pro-BN-saya-akan-diusir-balik-ke-negara-China, here is my understanding of 1Malaysia as depicted by the Razak brothers.

Selamat Hari Merdeka ke-52 in advance.

Come 1st September, petrol stations in Malaysia will introduce RON95 fuel at RM 1.75 and scrap RON92.

The fuel we are using right now, RON97 will be priced much higher (presumingly 25cents more than RON95). Now thats the Govt’s way of screwing you sideways, nice and deep into the ribs where it hurts the most.

Since I wouldn’t be around to get skru-ed next month, I paid a visit to BHP Kayu Ara to get a taste of RON95 before hand.

And yes, RON95 selamat digunakan untuk keretamu unless you drive some sports sedan.  Refer to your petrol cap or manual.  Performance and consumption is minimal, at best.  So stop complaining.

Generally, my car drinks around 45L – 60L of petrol at every pump interval.  Simple maths will compute :

45L x 1.80 (existing RON97 price) = RM 81.00

45L x 1.75 (RON95 price) = RM 78.75

45L x 2.00 (RON97 after RON95) = RM 90.00

So yes.  Continue to support BN in the next general elections please.

By now, most of you readers should know that I love to generalized people; fortunately, unfortunately.
Everyone says that the iPhone is the Jesus of phones and personally, used to yearn to get my hands on a unit.

Well, until our dear chinese Malaysians had to go meng-ahbeng-ify and meng-ahlian-ify-kan the once elegant and polish saviour.

Die, iPhone, die.  And burn in hell.

Attempt #5 to win my RM50 from MCA lead The Star.

And I still cant tahan the Malaysian driver syndrome.  Everyone is caught in a jam and the idiot had to use the motorbike lane to potong queue.