Grey November » Funny http://greynovember.com Appearances Deceive Tue, 27 Jul 2010 15:49:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 ::The One with Run Ram Run:: http://greynovember.com/2010/06/the-one-with-run-ram-run/ http://greynovember.com/2010/06/the-one-with-run-ram-run/#comments Mon, 21 Jun 2010 13:36:51 +0000 Kevin http://greynovember.com/?p=373

Run Ram, Run!

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This is how Canadians camwhore.

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He, in the flash of a C4 explosion, came out with the brilliant 1Malaysia concept.  True to the Malaysia Boleh syndrome that every single politician-cum-$$ vampire worships, failed to explain what exactly is 1Malaysia.

Sebagai rakyat tanahair ku yang teramat sangat kalau-saya-tak patriotik-dan-pro-BN-saya-akan-diusir-balik-ke-negara-China, here is my understanding of 1Malaysia as depicted by the Razak brothers.

Selamat Hari Merdeka ke-52 in advance.

]]> http://greynovember.com/2009/08/the-one-with-1msia/feed/ 7 :: The One with being Ah-Beng-ified :: http://greynovember.com/2009/08/the-one-with-being-ah-beng-ified/ http://greynovember.com/2009/08/the-one-with-being-ah-beng-ified/#comments Fri, 14 Aug 2009 18:27:22 +0000 Kevin http://greynovember.com/?p=258 By now, most of you readers should know that I love to generalized people; fortunately, unfortunately.
Everyone says that the iPhone is the Jesus of phones and personally, used to yearn to get my hands on a unit.

Well, until our dear chinese Malaysians had to go meng-ahbeng-ify and meng-ahlian-ify-kan the once elegant and polish saviour.


Die, iPhone, die.  And burn in hell.

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Interesting to see the ways people get screwed sideways.
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This truly surprised me. There were countless B2’s (babi panggang) along the entire journey on the bus from Medan – Toba – Berastagi – Medan. B1’s are anjing panggang.
Go figure what the bukti refers to.

Did Digi reach out here??

Honestly, I’ve yet to try the famous ayam penget in The Curve but….Nasi Gila?

Guess what is wrong with this picture.

And I really wouldn’t mind if they had this in the shopping malls here.

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It wrote :

“From SHELL!!!

tahniah anda telah mmenangi HADIAH CONTETS SHELL 2,3 MILION.”

Manglish + typos = ingat i ni bodoh ke?

]]> http://greynovember.com/2009/06/the-one-with-kerang/feed/ 23 :: The One with Inflating :: http://greynovember.com/2009/04/the-one-with-inflating/ http://greynovember.com/2009/04/the-one-with-inflating/#comments Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:31:25 +0000 Kevin http://greynovember.com/?p=173 Dug out an old picture I took quite some time ago.

Was taking a drive around PJ that day when I decided to check my tyre pressure at Shell opposite UM’s KFC.  This lady KFC manager took her own sweet time to main her precious talipon before even moving her heavy bottom out of her “hot” Daihatsu Charade.

Me, being hot tempered, started to get impatient and agitated.

Well, until I saw this.

50psi/344.74kPa if not mistakened, is the maximum pressure imprinted on the tyre wall (read:maksudnya maks you taruh is 50psi).

I started laughing my ass off.

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I admit I was SELO trying understanding what it meant at first.

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The things Jon, Loong and Grace manages to convince Tze and I to do.

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Durex Performax?!  That’s a bloody condom!

Itchy-fied I checked his info page.

Pertama kali ku tersempak orang berbuat bisnes di Facebook.

And yes, that Paul Tan you see there is that Paul Tan.

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