:: The One with Kerang ::
Got a text message from an unknown a few days ago.

It wrote :
“From SHELL!!!
tahniah anda telah mmenangi HADIAH CONTETS SHELL 2,3 MILION.”
Manglish + typos = ingat i ni bodoh ke?
Got a text message from an unknown a few days ago.

It wrote :
“From SHELL!!!
tahniah anda telah mmenangi HADIAH CONTETS SHELL 2,3 MILION.”
Manglish + typos = ingat i ni bodoh ke?
Dug out an old picture I took quite some time ago.

Was taking a drive around PJ that day when I decided to check my tyre pressure at Shell opposite UM’s KFC. This lady KFC manager took her own sweet time to main her precious talipon before even moving her heavy bottom out of her “hot” Daihatsu Charade.
Me, being hot tempered, started to get impatient and agitated.
Well, until I saw this.

50psi/344.74kPa if not mistakened, is the maximum pressure imprinted on the tyre wall (read:maksudnya maks you taruh is 50psi).
I started laughing my ass off.
It’s not everyday I get a new friend request on Facebook. And by all means, I never expected this particular friend request!

Durex Performax?! That’s a bloody condom!
Itchy-fied I checked his info page.

Pertama kali ku tersempak orang berbuat bisnes di Facebook.
And yes, that Paul Tan you see there is that Paul Tan.